The Alpha Male
May 18
In animals hoards, the presence of an alpha male, who makes decisions for everybody and knows everything better than the group altogether, is an important fact. The group needs organization, fight strategies, survival techniques, “how to get some food”/”water”/”how do we win the fight with a rival hoard”. Matters of life and death. It is serious when some dude, whose only life...
Facebook Like “Scandal”
May 18
Yes, it’s true, people give “likes” quite easily on Facebook. I myself give “likes” to a lot of things, sometimes because the subject entertains me, sometimes because I simply like the person and other times because it just comes to me. It’s nothing serious, definitive or irrevocable in this. It’s not a life commitment. It’s not a death sentence. It’s just a spontaneous...
Plastic feeling
May 18
I was walking downtown when I came across a pastry. And suddenly I crave after a strudel with cheese. So I go wait in line. Now, I saw that pastry has an execrable habit: they put everything in a plastic bag. I never understood this phenomenon: A guy in front of me asked for a slice of pizza, so they took it and put it into a plastic bag. Now why the fuck would you do that? So all the toping...
Freak Out Guide
May 17
We, human beings, have a really fucked up mentality. Nothing is more stressing to someone than the never-ending harassment from another. If someone doesn’t show any interest in you, the annoyance only makes things worse. At the end, you’ll find that he’ll log out of messenger and facebook when you login, at his phone will answer the colleagues anouncing you that he is gone or...
How A Sexist Thinks
May 16
The woman is a byproduct of the human evolution. Much like the gipsy, she likes music only if that music allows her to dance . The brain of a woman is at least 1/3 smaller than a man`s. Women are not as tall, as strong, as agile as men. Women will never be able to have certain jobs : they can`t be miners, fighter planes pilots, car drivers, not even cooks. No matter how good a woman cooks, its a...
Mama’s boy
May 15
Mama’s boy: a boy excessively close to his mother. “My boyfriend’s mom always wears baggy sweatpants. One day, he said, ‘My mom is such a fashionista- she has a great sense of style.’”-Sarah M. “After I cooked a fabulous Italian dinner for my boyfriend, he asked me, ‘Do you want me to het my mom’s meatballs recipe so you have it...